I cherish essays that average one sentence per paragraph.

Or do I?

No one ever died wishing they'd put more words into paragraphs.

However, if a writer's perceived profundity comes largely from a sort of sleight-of-hand(writing) where she unveils each sentence like a heavy commandment, it might make her quite popular on Medium.

Much to the semi-suicidal chagrin of legions of overlooked writers.